All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow 

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

2. Don’t cry over spilled milk.

3. When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no
calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

7. It’s better to be seen and not herd.

8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder
relatives.

9. Never take any bull from anybody.

10. Always let them know who’s bossy.

11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion
statement.

13. Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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One response to this post.

  1. You are funny! ❤

    I love you. You are precious and unique, and talented and gifted, and so amazing. So many people want to be you… and you don't even know it!

    Have fun on your journey… thank you for sharing and know that you are loved and respected for all that you are.

    Reply

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